Trump's Tariff Tempest: Markets Throw World's Most Expensive Tantrum

Oh look, it's that time again where global markets need a paper bag to breathe into! Trump's latest tariff announcement targeting Mexico, Canada, and China has sent traders reaching for their anxiety medication faster than you can say "trade war."

Trade Troubles & Market Mayhem

The S&P 500 took its biggest nosedive of 2025 on March 4, dropping over 2%, while the Dow Jones decided to join the pity party with a 1.8% decline. It seems the markets are about as thrilled with these tariffs as a cat is with a bath. The possibility of retaliatory measures, especially from China, has everyone wonder...